Privacy Policy

Colopalooza.com and Jackosports, Inc. deeply value Paloozian privacy. Well…sort of.

Yes, it is true that what happens at Colopalooza stays at Colopalooza (please note the “McGough Caveat” below). And yes, we did coin that phrase several years prior to the city of Las Vegas began appropriating our carefully crafted promotional language for their advertising. However, by participating in an officially sanctioned Colopalooza event, all Paloozians agree herewith to surrender their name, image and likeness rights for use on colopalooza.com in perpetuity. Fellas, you’re just gonna have to get over it.

The “McGough Caveat” is a right granted exclusively to Paloozian Founder, Al McGough, mostly out of the deep sympathy that all Paloozians feel related to his mysterious neck bubble. It states that Paloozians must at all times be aware that any and all activity taking place at Colopalooza will potentially be reported simultaneously by Al via text to his doting wife Terri, and from there spreading like wildfire amongst the Paloozian wives. You’ve been warned.

By viewing this website, you hereby accept the terms and conditions, including the McGough Caveat, stipulated within this Privacy Policy agreement.