2014: MAMMOTH “RUN FOREST RUN”
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DAY 1: HELLO HALF DOME
The Paloozians shake things up a bit and opt for a summer trip up to Mammoth Lakes & Yosemite National Park. Yet again, it is a small but highly elite group representing the brotherhood. Let’s do this!
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DAY 1: ROAD TRIP
For the first time in its long history, the Palooza takes place without the use of any airplanes. Here are the boys making their way north from Orange County.
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DAY 1: IN 'N OUT FEAST
Day one is uneventful beyond a stop at In 'N Out where we watch Milo absolutely murder an order of animal-style fries. Next to him, you can see Al reporting our every day one move back to Terri.
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DAY 2: VILLAGE CONDOS
The boys end up getting a suite in Mammoth Village. Not exactly the sort of high-brow pad that the Paloozians have grown to expect but very spacious.
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DAY 2: MILANDO & WRECKAGE
Two Paloozians chill in the living room in anticipation of firing up another action-packed Palooza.
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DAY 2: PRIORITY STOP
The first order of business whenever you’re in Mammoth is a visit to Schat’s Bakery. If you’re looking for anything that comes out of an oven, they have it.
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DAY 2: COOKIE MONSTER
The Paloozians like to ensure they have plenty of sugar intake by loading up on pastries and cookies.
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DAY 2: TIME TO RIDE
Then it is on the ski resort to saddle up and get in some high-intensity mountain biking. Here’s Craig savoring the simple pleasures of being a Paloozian Founder.
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DAY 2: GOPRO IS READY
The GoPro is already mounted on Craig’s bike--soon to capture some high-speed action on the mountain.
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DAY 2: 14k FEET UP
The Paloozian bikes, assembled high atop Mammoth.
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DAY 2: DON'T WORRY, HE'S A PRO
You can always count on Milo being dressed for the X-Games whenever the boys do anything on wheels.
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DAY 2: ABOVE TIMBERLINE
High up on the mountain above timberline, it is mostly dusty with a lot rocky switchbacks.
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DAY 2: HE STARTED OUT SO HAPPY
Sean, looking quite jovial--just a few minutes before he would fly over his bike and torch his gears. Ouchie.
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DAY 2: WIPEOUT #2
And here is Craig’s bike laying on the ground after he took a hairpin turn a bit too fast and ate a dust sammy.
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DAY 2: AL CRUSHING
While Sean and Craig are busy kissing the mountain, Al and Milo are killing it. Here’s Al bombing into a turn.
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DAY 2: EXCELLENT TRAILS
Mammoth does an amazing job setting up the ski area for mountain biking. The wood planks are pretty sweet to ride on, as long as you actually stay on them.
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DAY 2: HELMET CAM
Craig moves his camera to the top of his helmet just in case there are any long-distance sasquatch sightings.
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DAY 2: RAMP RAT
Craig pauses atop a ramp to think through which shoulder he’d rather have surgery on later that night.
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DAY 2: TIME FOR REINFORCEMENTS
Back down at the base after a good day on the hill, Milo studies the menu carefully in search of blue drinks.
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DAY 2: COLD BEERS
Nothing beats a frosty cold beer after a hot day of mountain biking. Bottoms up, lads!
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DAY 2: MOUNTAIN BIKE CONTEST
Before heading back to the condo, the Paloozians discover a big mountain biking event at the base lodge.
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DAY 2: BIG TIME AIR
Mammoth built a huge jump in an attempt to break a distance record. Al is pretty sure he can take it but it’s probably just the Ritalin talking.
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DAY 2: ANOTHER WORLD RECORD!
And for the second time in Palooza history, the boys are present for the breaking of a World Record. Here’s Cam Zink executing the longest back flip ever on a mountain bike.
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DAY 2: THE GUINNESS GUY
Not to be confused with Al, our own “Guinness Guy”, this natilly-clad official is there to verify that the Paloozians have in fact seen history made yet again.
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DAY 2: TIME TO PRAY
“Hey fellas, look over there--I think I see a really cool church we can go to for Sunday prayer time.”
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DAY 2: MISS COLOPALOOZA
We try our darnedest to take a picture of the church but this hideous beast keeps getting in the way.
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DAY 2: MAMMOTH HIJINKS
The Paloozians with Mammoth mascot, Woolly.
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DAY 2: MEXICAN FOOD
To close out the day, the Paloozians head over to Roberto’s to get some Mexican food and margs.
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DAY 2: DUCK ANYONE? ANYONE?
Note to all future Paloozians: when you see “Specialty of the House” and a big arrow pointing to a duck-based dish at a Mexican restaurant, that’s code for “We really need to move some duck that’s about to go bad.”
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DAY 3: SATURN & JUPITER
Craig is up before dawn on day three to catch this amazing combination of a crescent moon, Saturn and Jupiter. It is 100x better live.
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DAY 3: BREAKIE TIME
To get day three off on the right foot, the boys hit Breakfast Club for a little quality grub.
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DAY 3: SALTY WAITRESS
It doesn’t take long for our veteran waitress to let Sean know that she wouldn’t be taking any of his smack.
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DAY 3: TIME FOR SOME FISHING
After breakfast, the boys head over to Convict Lake near Mammoth to rent a pontoon boat and get after some trout fishing.
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DAY 3: PIGEON OF DESTINY
Sean uses our trusty navigational bird to determine where the biggest fish are, as Craig mans the wheel.
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DAY 3: THE SIERRAS
The view of the eastern edge of the Sierras from Convict Lake is spectacular. Pretty much the same type of rock that was carved up to create Half Dome.
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DAY 3: MANNING THE RIG
Al, with his ever-present XL can of Monster, steers the boat near the shore for optimal trout targeting.
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DAY 3: WORMS ARE JUST LITTLE SNAKES
Milo's not afraid of 250 pound roid-raging linebackers, but he does tend to freak out about worms.
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DAY 3: NICE CATCH!
Milo springs to action and saves our hooks from sinking after the wind blows them into the lake.
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DAY 3: SEAN LEAVES THE BOAT
Sean is having one of those days, so he decides to switch things up and try to catch one from the shore.
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DAY 3: SNIPPY SNAP
Things go decidedly sideways for Sean’s hopes of landing the big one when his rod snaps in half. And then his fishing pole broke.
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DAY 3: MR LUCKY BIRD
But the ever-present bird of destiny continues its vigilant gaze in search of fish. It’s just a matter of time.
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DAY 3: WHAT'S THAT?!
Sean spots this large osprey perched along the shore looking for the very same fish we’re trying to catch.
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DAY 3: SAMMY TIME
Seanie gets in some carbs while he works on his line.
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DAY 3: CRUISING BACK
After catching a half dozen trout, the boys make their way back to to the shore. A great time on the water.
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DAY 3: BAMBI-FEST
Back on land, the boys run into a small herd of deer in search of free fish. Go ask the osprey, Bambis.
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DAY 3: FISH CLEANING
Craig and his clenched tongue do their best to clean the embarrassingly small rainbows that he and the boys hauled in for dinner. Well, apps anyway.
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DAY 4: WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
What kind of fool puts fish guts in the lobby trash can to avoid getting pinned for fish cleaning in the room?
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DAY 4: ON TO YOSEMITE
After a delicious stack of trout pancakes, the boys head around the north side of Yosemite to get to the Valley.
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DAY 4: EL CAPITAN
After a 90-minute drive, the Paloozians finally arrive in the heart of Yosemite.
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DAY 4: YOSEMITE CAMPING
This is one of the many campgrounds for rent in Yosemite National Park. Not exactly bear-resistant.
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DAY 4: AL REPORTS IN
Now that we finally have cellular service back, Al is able to give Terri his daily report on our activities.
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DAY 4: 2K ELEVATION GAIN
The 7 mile hike up to and back from Nevada Falls is pretty intense for the suddenly old-feeling Paloozians.
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DAY 4: WATERFALLS
Yosemite is one of the best places on earth to check out waterfalls. They seem to be everywhere.
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DAY 4: AL & MILO TAKE A BREAK
The boys take a quick breather in front of the falls.
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DAY 4: VIEW FROM ABOVE
It takes the Paloozians another full hour to get up above the waterfall to see the opposite view.
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DAY 4: ONWARD
The Paloozians bravely continue their march up.
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DAY 4: HALFWAY POINT
The Paloozians decide to take a break and chill at this lake before heading back down the mountain.
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DAY 4: WAIT ONE MINUTE!
In a sudden burst of energy, Sean decides to scale the side of Half Dome. Quite impressive but short-lived.
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DAY 4: LOTTA GRANITE
Everywhere you turn in Yosemite, you find these amazing slabs of rock jetting up into the sky.
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DAY 4: AHWAHNEE HOTEL
Before driving back to Mammoth, the boys stop a the Ahwahnee Hotel near the base of Half Dome. Built-in 1927, the Ahwahnee is a National Historic Landmark.
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DAY 4: A ROUND OF BEERS
The Paloozians relax on the Ahwhanee patio with some malted beverages. A good day hiking in Yosemite.
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DAY 4: ANGEL'S RESTAURANT
After the long drive back to Mammoth, the boys stop by Angel’s for a little barbecued rib action.
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DAY 5: PACKING UP
The Paloozians pack up the Palooza Rig and head off for a little golf before making the long drive home.
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DAY 5: GOLF BURRITOS
Nothing gets the Paloozians more fired up for some epic golf than pre-game breakfast burritos.
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DAY 5: SEAN IS READY
Showing off his new salmon-colored golf attire, Sean is ready to send his opening tee shot right up stream.
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DAY 5: GREAT DAY FOR GOLF
Used to battling heavy rain, hail, and assorted large animals when they play golf, the Paloozians are happy get in round without any of the above.
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DAY 5: SCENIC COURSE
A small stream winds its way through Sierra Star Golf Course in Mammoth as Milo mans the flag.
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DAY 5: MILO'S IN THE ZONE
Milo tries to sink a long putt as Al and Sean look on.
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DAY 5: AND THAT'S A WRAP
Smalls and Allie bid you farewell as they race to the 19th hole. See you back in Denver next year.
Inside Colopalooza: Sean Kahr