2023: LAS VEGAS “ROLLING SNAKE EYES”

Inside Colopalooza: Gary Oakes

“aFTER MY FIRST PALOOZA BACK IN 2005, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I JUST COULDN’T HANG WITH THE EXTREME LEVEL OF EATING THAT TAKES PLACE ON THESE TRIPS. THAT YEAR FEATURED A NIGHTLY STRING OF ITALIAN DINNERS AND I CAME HOME ABOUT 10 POUNDS HEAVIER.

MAYBE THESE GUYS HAVE FINALLY AGED INTO THIS BUT WHEN I MADE MY RETURN 17 YEARS LATER, I NOTICED THAT CRAIG PRACTICALLY STARVES THESE GUYS IN AN EFFORT TO PACK IN AS MUCH ACTION AS POSSIBLE. THIS APPROACH IS A LOT MORE CONDUCIVE FOR PROTECTING MY GIRLISH FIGURE. SO I’M BACK FOR GOOD.”

come on in.  Soak it up.

And maybe someday,

you too will be lucky enough to call yourself

a Paloozian

  

EVERY DAY OF EVERY YEAR OF EVERY PALOOZA