2023: LAS VEGAS “ROLLING SNAKE EYES”
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DAY 1: RISE OF THE PALOOZA YOUTH
2023 marks the start of a new era in Palooza history, as several Paloozian sons join the fun for the first time. Four take the plunge and became Paloozians for life. They may not be back next year, but trust me, they’ll be back eventually.
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DAY 1: FUELED BY TOMMY'S
Sean and Milo both drive to Vegas as the rest of the Paloozians arrive by air. Here’s Milo letting us all know that he’s arrived in Sin City after wolfing a Tommy’s Chili Burger. The Paloozians draw straws on who has to room with him.
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DAY 1: SYKES SIGHTING
While waiting at baggage claim for all the Paloozians to arrive, Craig spots Curb star, Wanda Sykes as she flies by.
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DAY 1: SEAN'S ROOM IS STOCKED
Sean’s first order of business is to transform his room into an epic mini bar and central meeting place for the Paloozians.
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DAY 1: HOTEL BAR
Then it’s down to one of the bars in New York New York for a first round of drinks before heading out for a steak dinner.
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DAY 1: BILL AT HUGO'S
B-Luv suggests we partake in the old-school charm of Hugo’s Cellar downtown and it proves to be the right call. Table-side salad service, big juicy steaks, and amazing deserts make for a great start to the 27th edition of Colopalooza.
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DAY 1: PROCTOLOGY COMEDY?
There was no chance we’d be catching the Criss Angel show.
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DAY 1: WALKING OFF THE STEAKS
After their big dinner, the Paloozians head over to check out the neon freak show that Fremont Street has become.
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DAY 1: WESTERN VILLAGE MINER
In a town where gold diggers come and go, this guy has somehow managed to make a living here on Fremont Street since 1975.
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DAY 1: THE FREAK SHOW
Things get interesting when the Paloozians stumble upon this fool in the Hawaiian shirt, who is so drunk he can barely stand. After picking a fight with the guy holding the camera, he gets sprayed in the face with mace. A bizarre scene.
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DAY 1: THREE BEEFCAKES
Sean stops to swap war stories with a couple of topless cowboys.
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DAY 2: THURSDAY GOLF
The next day gets off on solid footing, as Sean and Brad await their breakfast burritos before heading out for some golf.
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DAY 2: 72 AND SUNNY
The boys play 18 holes at Eagle Crest on a perfect day for golf. Not a cloud in the sky.
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DAY 2: CRUSHING THE COURSE
Craig and Brad are pretty fired up after crushing the first few holes.
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DAY 2: DRIVER TROUBLE
But things go a little sideways when Brad hits his ball so hard that his club head snaps off the end (yeah, he’s been lifting).
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DAY 2: PINE CONE BOY
Brad and this pine cone creature become fast friends.
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DAY 2: PINE CONE ALERT
Brad hits a tree so hard that literally dozens of pine cones fall from the tree. This lifting thing is really working out for him.
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DAY 2: THE THREESOME
Gary, Milo and Sean stop to get a lovely selfie on the course.
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DAY 2: SOLID DAY
Everyone has a good round, except for the cone-less tree that Brad pummels. Post-round Silver Bullets for everyone!
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DAY 2: BILL SPEAKS SPANISH?
After golf, the Paloozians head out for dinner at Lindo Michoacan for Mexican food. Gary and Bill stop to take this lovely portrait of their lives in old Mexico.
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DAY 2: GREAT MEXICAN
Lindo Michoacan is off the beaten path but a longtime favorite of Las Vegas locals. There, the Paloozians have enough Queso Fundido to last several lifetimes.
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DAY 2: JOSH TURNS 21 AGAIN
To get a free shot of tequila and dessert, we celebrate Josh’s “birthday”. Nothing goes down better with cake than tequila.
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DAY 2: WAITING AT NEON BONEYARD
Next, the boys arrive early for their tour at the Neon Museum. They try to take the tour early but are rebuffed.
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DAY 2: CLASSIC VEGAS NEON
The Neon Museum is a collection of tons of working neon from hotels and clubs of days gone by. Best to see at night.
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DAY 2: MILANDO
Here’s Milo trying to keep a straight face in front of the Yucca Motel sign.
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DAY 2: THE POOL PLAYER
The Paloozians were a little surprised to know that Sean’s brother Duke had once posed for this pool hall neon.
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DAY 3: BURNING SOME CALORIES
The third day kicks off with a drive out to hike at Valley of Fire State Park. Gary lets the locals know that they have arrived by flashing some Paloozian gang symbols.
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DAY 3: JOSH THE EXPLORER
Josh was in Vegas early for some work. The rest of the Paloozian sons will be joining the fun later that night.
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DAY 3: BRAD'S GUNS ARE LOADED
Web stands atop some sandstone and reminds all the Paloozians that he single-handedly broke a driver yesterday.
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DAY 3: SANDY STRETCH
The Valley of Fire is a bit like Zion National Park, with lots of winding crevices through layers of sandstone rock.
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DAY 3: TIGHT WINDOWS
Here the boys walk though a very tight portion of the path.
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DAY 3: FAULTY DIRECTIONS
Sean is quite positive that the Paloozians need to keep going this way. Sadly, he is incorrect by just 180 degrees.
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DAY 3: AMAZING ROCK FORMATIONS
Although the Paloozians are suddenly off the main trail, they are able to check out some amazing rock formations.
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DAY 3: VIEW FROM UP TOP
The Paloozians decide to climb on top of one of the mighty slabs to get a higher view of the valley below.
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DAY 3: SMALLS & WEB
Former college roommates Craig and Brad stop for a pic on top of the sandstone slab and discuss bygone “Orby” days.
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DAY 3: MIXED ROCK FORMATIONS
The hightlight of hiking Valley of Fire is the amazing rock formations mixing aztec red sandstone and tan limestone.
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DAY 3: SWIRLING EFFECT
It takes thousand of years for these formations to form and then erode to create this swirling effect.
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DAY 3: ELITE SQUAD
Craig, Sean, Brad and Josh stand guard atop a sandstone outcropping in search of a local brewery for after the hike.
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DAY 3: WHAT A CREW
Several Paloozians gather for another touching group photo.
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DAY 3: DESERT PALOOZIANS
The boys take an iconic group photo before heading back to greet a new wave of young Paloozian arrivals.
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DAY 3: THE FINAL STRETCH
The boys hike along the final stretch back to the car.
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DAY 3: PALOOZA AGENDA
A rare look at one of Craig’s detailed Palooza agendas. This one was truly jammed with fun activities. But inexplicably did not include U2 opening up The Sphere (don’t even ask).
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DAY 3: NEW ARRIVALS
By Friday afternoon, the rest of the pledglings start arriving in Vegas. Here’s Ryan getting off to an inauspicious start to his Paloozian journey by taking a mid-term at Top Golf.
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DAY 3: FULL CONTINGENT
Soon the rest of the Paloozians would arrive, including Cade and Nick. Here’s the official start to the Palooza Youth era.
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DAY 3: LOTS OF BEER
The Palooza Youth swing right into action and order some sort of water cooler sized jug of beer to help them golf.
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DAY 3: PLEDGELINGS UNITE!
The Palooza Youth in their first ever group photo from Top Golf. Later that night, everyone walks over to the highly exclusive Ellis Island Casino. Very classy place.
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DAY 4: DRIVING TO THE DESERT
Saturday starts early, as the boys take a van out to the desert to ride some ATVs and generate a lot of dust.
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DAY 4: OH BOY, HERE WE GO
As with all tour guides, this one is already on to us and likely calling for back-up to be on standby in case things go awry.
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DAY 4: THE BIG HAIR CLUB
Josh and Ryan are ready to hop on their rigs and start tearing up the Mojave.
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DAY 4: FINAL INSTRUCTIONS
The boys are all lined up and ready to take off.
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DAY 4: LET'S DO THIS
The Paloozians have to stay pretty close together on the trail but are still able to get some decent speed going. And for once, nobody manages to break their ATV this time.
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DAY 4: HAVE WE LOST ANYONE?
Every so often, the Paloozians are asked to re-stack to ensure all 10 of us are still together.
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DAY 4: WHAT A CREW
The Paloozians take a break overlooking Vegas to get together for a group shot.
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DAY 4: STANDING TALL
Ryan flashes a little drumstick as he hops back into his rig.
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DAY 4: LAD AND DAD
Ryan and Craig will be changing clothes as soon as they return to New York New York.
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DAY 4: SO LONG FROM THE MOJAVE
The boys take one final shot before heading back to Vegas.
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DAY 4: SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Half of the Paloozians do some gambling at the casino, while the other half have appetizers and beers while Oregon plays Washington in a battle of undefeateds.
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DAY 4: THE FORUM SHOPS
Later that day, the Paloozians make their way over to Caesars for dinner and a show. Here’s Josh eyeing some Gucci Beltbuckles on his way to dinner.
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DAY 4: LEMON DROPS
The boys start out with some Sardinian Lemon Drops—a specialty of the house. They taste way better than sardines.
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DAY 4: FAMILY STYLE
They then proceed to mow through enough apps and pasta to keep them full until the following afternoon.
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DAY 4: VIEW OF CAESARS
After dinner, the Paloozians make their way outside the casino to attend Absinthe, which is under a big top.
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DAY 4: INCREDIBLE SHOW
Absinthe is a lot like the Moulin Rouge—a mix of incredible stunts, beautiful people and raunchy comedy.
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DAY 4: THE GREEN FAIRY
Symbolizing the magical effects of the naturally green liquor, absinthe, the green fairy flies high above the crowd.
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DAY 4: SWORD SWALLOWING
This tatted up woman has a taste for 4 foot long swords.
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DAY 4: THE ABSINTHE MC
While most of this madcap crew of exhibitionists is defying the laws of gravity, the master of ceremonies is defying the limits of good taste. Absolutely hilarious crowd work.
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DAY 4: MUSHROOM LAND
On the way back to their hotel, the boys spend a few minutes in a magic mushroom display the size of a football field.
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DAY 4: VEGAS ART
After the boys get back at New York New York, most of them head to the casino to make their nightly donations.
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DAY 5: RAIDERS GAME
Sunday morning meant it was time for NFL football. Here is the whole crew just outside Allegiant Stadium.
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DAY 5: RAIDERS FANS
Sean and Josh do their best to look like Raiders fans/ganstas.
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DAY 5: JUST FANS
You’ll notice that Craig tries especially hard to never ever be pictured next to any Raiders logos.
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DAY 5: RAIDERS FLAME
Here’s the giant flame that serves as the centerpiece of the stadium. Of course, it features some BS quote from Al Davis about their intense “commitment” to winning. Ha!
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DAY 5: CHECKING THINGS OUT
The Paloozians walk around the stadium to check things out.
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DAY 5: GREAT STADIUM
The Raiders have always and will always suck. But their stadium is pretty awesome. It feels pretty intimate and the glass wall facing the strip is an outstanding touch.
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DAY 5: THE FLAME
A close-up view of the flame, glass wall and the strip beyond.
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DAY 5: RAIDERETTES
The Raiderettes make their way onto the field for introductions. It’s game time!
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DAY 5: KICK-OFF
Craig and Ryan are ready to see if their fantasy teams to hold on in the afternoon games as the Raiders and Patriots line up.
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DAY 5: RAIDER THEATRICS
Brad and Bill find a couple of lunatic Raiders fans.
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DAY 5: BOTTOMS UP
Gary and Nick are hamming it up as the game begins.
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DAY 5: WHERE'S AL?
This year marks the end of Al’s streak of 26 straight Palooza. But this license plate proves he is there in spirit. It’s now down to just Sean and Craig who’ve been to all 27.
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DAY 5: LAS VEGAS 21 - NEW ENGLAND 17
In a battle of two weak teams in the league, the Raiders hold on for a close win. This loss is probably the tipping point that leads to Bill Belichick’s firing a few months later.
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DAY 5: SO LONG, VEGAS!
As their Southwest flight to Orange County banks left over the epic Sphere, the Paloozians bid you farewell from Vegas.

Inside Colopalooza: Gary Oakes