2017: DENVER “FLOCK OF FOXES”
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DAY 1: BACK TO COLORADO
Our 22nd edition of Colopalooza returns to Colorado for some Rocky Mountain fun. The boys kick things off with a little axe-throwing at Dagar in downtown Denver.
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DAY 1: AXES TO GRIND
After a few beers at a nearby brewpub, the boys are ready to toss some axes—especially Al, who as we all know, is equal parts Navajo and Comanche.
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DAY 1: LEO & THE BOYS
The Paloozians settle in for a quick lesson from the axe master. He can already tell that there’s about a 73% chance that someone is losing a finger today.
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DAY 1: BILL & AL IN ACTION
The boys inside the cage. Bill has already landed one, as Al puts a little extra booty into his throw.
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DAY 1: THESE THINGS ARE SHARP
Believe it or not, the boys are able to pick this axe-throwing thing up pretty quickly. Here’s one of Sean’s epic throws.
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DAY 1: THE CHAMPION
But in the end, it is honorary Paloozian and West Virginia country boy, Leo Jacobin who takes the title of “Mr Axe”.
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DAY 1: WINTER PARK CAMPFIRE
After their axe throwing afternoon, the Paloozians make their way up to Winter Park, where they grab some Hernando's Pizza and settle down by a toasty campfire.
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DAY 1: QUALITY GREENS
Al and Bill are quick to get in their veggies for the day.
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DAY 1: THERE'S A MOOSE!
The campfire fun is quickly extinguished when Craig discovers a nearby moose and then shortly thereafter, a “flock of foxes”—all bent on stealing the pizza.
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DAY 2: LOG PALACE MORNING
Day two in Colorado usually means fishing, so the Paloozians are up early on this bright sunny day.
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DAY 2: RISE & SHINE
The proud owner of the Log Palace, ClemBox Clemens awaits his breakfast burrito and double latte.
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DAY 2: INCOMING
The boys compare Craig sleepwalking notes as the food comes out.
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DAY 2: STOCKING UP ON GEAR
Al, Chris and Bill try to decide which lures to use for the day.
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DAY 2: THE COLORADO
The boys head out to an upper part of the Colorado that’s a bit closer to the Log Palace than our usual float trips.
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DAY 2: TROUT SPECIES
There are plenty of different types of trout in these waters, but Brooks and Browns are the most common.
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DAY 2: SMALLS STRIKES FIRST
Craig catches the first one of the day—a decent sized Brook.
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DAY 2: BILL SNAG A NICE ONE
But it’s B-Luv who takes in the biggest fish of the afternoon.
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DAY 2: HUGGING THE RIVER
Nothing epitomizes the Paloozian experience quite like Colorado stream fishing on a 70 degree day.
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DAY 2: WAITING FOR ELK
The Paloozians fish past this hunting lodge tucked in the trees.
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DAY 2: BREAK TIME
Bill and Al take a break to catch their breath and eat snacks.
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DAY 2: RUSTY TRACTOR
Someone decided it would be easier to just trade in their rig by leaving it in a heap out in the middle of nowhere. Niiiiice.
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DAY 2: SAFEWAY RUN
A common stop while the Paloozians are in Winter Park is the Fraser Safeway. Here they are stocking up for dinner.
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DAY 2: LOG PALACE DINING
And here they are mowing down some tasty steak dinners.
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DAY 3: MORNING SUNSHINE
It’s another early morning at the Log Palace as the boys head out for some golf and the drive down to Boulder.
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DAY 3: CHECKING IN
Sean chats with TT about the run-in with the moose.
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DAY 3: PERFECT WEATHER
The boys are greeted with an ideal day for hitting the links.
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DAY 3: SPLASHDOWN
Seanie leans into his backswing as he prepares to launch another one into the drink.
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DAY 3: WAITING FOR CRAIG
Dean and Sean wait for Craig to hit his ball as Craig takes a picture of Dean and Sean waiting for Craig.
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DAY 3: THE DITCH
After golf, the boys make their way to The Ditch for a few ridiculously dressed green chili cheeseburgers.
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DAY 3: THE CHILLI RELLENO BURGER
Craig has his Ditch Burger topped with a Chili Relleno. Throw in green chilli covered fries and it’s time for a nap.
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DAY 3: LOG BACK PORCH
Then it is back to the Log Palace for a few frosty cold ones from the porch before heading down the hill to Red Rocks.
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DAY 3: GOOD SEATS
The Paloozians get to Red Rocks early and are able to secure some outstanding seats just 10 rows up.
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DAY 3: THE POUND
Craig’s buddy, Tommy "The Pound" Pounders joins the Paloozians that night for a little reggae on the rocks.
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DAY 3: HYRIE
The opening band Hyrie gets the night rolling before Rebelution takes over.
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DAY 3: STAGE PAINTING
Smalls & The Pound spend the night convinced this is not going to end up being a painting of an eagle. They’re wrong.
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DAY 3: THE MAIN ACT
Rebelution comes on and keeps the reggae vibes flowing.
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DAY 3: RED ROCKS MAGIC
You could say that there were a few phones in the crowd.
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DAY 4: DINK GRABS A BLOODY
The next morning, the Paloozians are back at it before the Buffs game. Here’s Dean mixing a bloody mary.
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DAY 4: AL & CLEMMIE
The weather on Saturday had gotten quite a bit cooler.
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DAY 4: BILL AND WRECKAGE
Bill is looking quite happy to be back under 6k in elevation.
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DAY 4: ZOBO MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Zoe and her dorm friends come over to say hi to the boys and hope that nobody spots them with all these old guys.
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DAY 4: HERE COMES RALPHIE!
Ralphie makes his way onto the field followed by a heard of jacked up Colorado Buffaloes.
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DAY 4: COLORADO 42 - N. COLORADO 21
The Buffs go on to decimate their fellow Coloradans from up north, giving the Paloozians a rare Buffs victory.
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DAY 4: VIEW FROM ABOVE
The view from up on top of the roof of the champions center. Always a great view.
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DAY 4: REALLY DUDE?
Many of the Paloozians think of Folsom as a home away from home, but this guy has taken it to a new level. No idea who this is but he belongs on the interent. You’re welcome.
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DAY 5: DAD AND DAUGHTER TIME
Before the Paloozians wake up, Craig sneaks out to take Zoe for breakfast and a quick drive up Flagstaff.
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DAY 5: BUFF FRESHIE
This is Zoe’s first month as a Colorado student and she’s having a blast so far.
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DAY 5: BRONCOS PRE-GAME
Then it is on to Denver for pre-gaming at Brooklyn's.
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DAY 5: DINK IS READY
Dink sips an Original Coors Banquet Beer as he prepares for a tough game vs the Dallas Cowboys.
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DAY 5: CLEM IS HERE!
Chris makes a rare appearance on Broncos Sunday.
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DAY 5: HEADING IN
Seanie leads the charge to head over to Mile High for the big game with the Cowboys. The weather is looking good but that’s about to change.
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DAY 5: KICKOFF
Bucky looks down on the Paloozians in the south stands as the game gets underway.
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DAY 5: LIGHTENING AGAIN?
Early in the game, the Paloozians have 30-minute lightning delay—the second time this has happened to us in Denver. Here’s Al trying to stay dry inside a large ziploc bag.
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DAY 5: LEAVING THE SEATS
Everyone has to leave their seats and wait the storm out, which is a bummer given many of the Paloozians have a flights to catch in a few hours.
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DAY 5: BRONCOS 42 - COWBOYS 17
But the good news is that the Broncos come back out and thrash the Cowboys to get to 2-0 on the year. And that’s a wrap for 2017. See ya next year, lads!!
Inside Colopalooza: Craig Jacobin